Keyboards and huntingMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after broken keyboard keys because you'll only end up with a incompatible set of characters in your foreign language keyboard." I never quite understood his advice until one National Go Keyboard Hunting Day, I was gardening with my best friend D3p0. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was dark and eerie to say the least, and spooky sounds came from deep within. D3p0 saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Master Quiddly and his excellent pieOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Master Quiddly who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Counter of the Stars of the Night Sky. He trained every day for twenteen hours in order to beat his rival, The Ablaze Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Master Quiddly came armed with a very excellent pie and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Master Quiddly emerged as the quite sensationally brilliant victor! His achievement is celebrated every Free Premium Membership Day.
A surprise to rememberizeFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a abso-funky-sational surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Bazilluskusmus, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Purple sauce-boxers!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly huzzaddled. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 green apple shampoo bottles and some very awesome pies. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.