Master Quiddly and his excellent pieOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Master Quiddly who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Counter of the Stars of the Night Sky. He trained every day for twenteen hours in order to beat his rival, The Ablaze Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Master Quiddly came armed with a very excellent pie and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Master Quiddly emerged as the quite sensationally brilliant victor! His achievement is celebrated every Free Premium Membership Day.
A surprise to rememberizeFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a abso-funky-sational surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Bazilluskusmus, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Purple sauce-boxers!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly huzzaddled. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 green apple shampoo bottles and some very awesome pies. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.